Staff Pick-Up Lines


Just in time for Valentine’s Day, The Courier staff has gathered their best pick-up lines. OK, we admit these are really lame. But choose one anyways:

“On a scale of one to America…how free are you this weekend?”

“I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.”

“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ‘10’ I see.”

“Are you, uh, interested in pizza?”

“Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and damn!”

“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”

“You’re hot. Give me your number.”

“If you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple.”